Top 12 Signs They're Interested In You ..

1) You'll read his/her txts over and over again...

2) You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...

3) You'll pretend 2 be shy whenever you're with him/her...

4) While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...

5) By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.

6) While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you...you can only see that person...

7) You'll start listening to SLOW songs.

He/She becomes all you think about

9) You'll get high just by their smell...

10) You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..

11) You'll do anything for him/her...

12) While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....

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10 silly website name.. muahahahhaha

Below is the list of 10 most silly website names;

1. Whorepresents

A whore presents something?
Real thing is :A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com.

2. Expertsexchange

Maybe this domain is very expert in sex change or sex transaction.
Real thing is :Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com.


3. Penisland

Is it land of penis? hehe
Real thing is :Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net.


4. Therapistfinder

So that communities today has giving a chance to the rapist. So who wants to find the rapist can search them here.
Real thing is :Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com.

5. Powergenitalia

Real thing is: Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com.

6. Molestationnursery

Nursery molest station? oh no. watch out your kid in nursery.
Real thing is : And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com.

7. Ipanywhere

If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com.
It is IP Anywhere. quite obvious this one.

8. cummingfirst

Who comes first? Or don't see it comming
Real thing is :Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com.

9. speedofart

Speeding make speeder fart?
Real thing is :Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com.

10. gotahoe

Got a Hoe is it?hihi
Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com.

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Pieces Of Advice For Me

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much..

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

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Don't copy if you can't Paste!!!‏

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said :
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added:
"And that woman was my mother!"


Laughter and applause.


Aweek later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried tocrack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after adrink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"


The wife went;
"ah!"
with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out
"...and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story:
Don't copy if you can't paste!


it does make sense...ekekekeke

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