Sewiusly what??

Welcome to me and welcome to everybody...coming back for good or coming back for nothing..

Penat gak dari petang tadi duk membakar ikan, daging, ayam. wat BBQ tapi kecil-kecilan je la. BBQ tertutup kot. hehehe.. kuar tengahari tadi cari bahan-bahan untuk bakar, tempat nak panggang dan sebagainya. dah kenyang, lepak suma baru la dah stop nih sampaila baju aku nih pon berbau asap haha..

sebagai penutup kepada segala kepenatan nih ialah Kopi cap Kapal Api.. hahhaa kegemaran aku selepas Nescafe, Nescafe 3 in 1 sambil layan Stikom "Back To You", sebelum tu lak layan Stikom "Two And Half Man" muahahah.. ketenangan jiwa sebelum nak melalui hari seok iaitu KERJA.

Foot Note :

Motivasi pada diri aku sendiri, kerja keras dan focus pada kija kurangkan cuti dan yang penting bersemangat sket..


motivasi motivasi.. sebelum tido, muhasabah diri dulu kejap.

until then...

wassaslam

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Q & A for a laugh / FUN WITH ENGLISH!

FUN WITH ENGLISH

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

Q: Secret of long life
A: Morning two eggs, evening two pegs... and night two legs

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telephone conversation between computer helpdesk n customers

True Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K


Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of ! the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: No.

Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A tedd! y bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in! Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over ! 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?

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diferencess between UK & US English...

I believe many of us always confused between British English & American English...
in this topic...
I will list down some of sentence & word to show diferencess between UK & US English...

A few advise from my lecturer...
if you always used British English...
just stick on it...
same thing if you use American English...
basically people will understand even you'll guys speak/write in different english (UK or US)...


BRITISH_______________AMERICAN

- Specialise_____________- Specialize
- to take someone on_____- to hire someone
- in each team___________- on each team
- flexi - time_____________- flextime
- holiday________________- vacation
- if I work at weekend_____- if I work on weekend
- mobile phone___________- cellular phone
- the automotive__________- the automobile
- car park________________- parking lot
- the gatehouse___________- the guardhouse
- be on an industrial_______- be in industrial
- estate_________________- park
- greenfield site__________- undeveloped site
- motorway______________- freeway / expressway
- the stores______________- the supplies
- colour_________________- color
- fibres_________________- fibers
- steel works____________- steel mill
- spanner set____________- wrench set
- oblong - shaped_________- rectangular
- to take an inventory______- to take inventory
- to do a stock check_______- to take stock
- We hire in casual_________- We hire temporary
- catalogue_______________- catalog
- Managing Director________- Chief Executive Officer
- Transport Manager________- Transportation Manager


Managing Director and CEO is actually depends on the organisation structure..

a US-based MNC, might have both of the position..
Managing Director in the local sites, and CEO in the HQ..
so in term of reporting structure, the MD will reports to CEO...

so we could say that MD and CEo can be recognised in both British and American english...


another things...


BRITISH_______________AMERICAN

- colour________________ - color
- offence_______________ - offense
- defence_______________ - defense
- centre________________ - center
- biscuits_______________ - cookies

BRITISH------------------------AMERICAN

Semi-Detached House--------------Duplex
Flat (one storey) appartment-------------Apartment
Terrace (row of houses joined)----------------Town House
Chemist-------------------Drug Store / Druggist
Cafe / Caff (not 24 hrs)--------------Diner
Bungalow-------------------House (one story) Ranch House
Friend / Mate--------------Friend
Glue--------------Gum
Rubber-----------------Eraser
Open Day / Open Evening-------------Open House

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