Q & A for a laugh / FUN WITH ENGLISH!

FUN WITH ENGLISH Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come,...

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telephone conversation between computer helpdesk n customers

True Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the...

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diferencess between UK & US English...

I believe many of us always confused between British English & American English... in this topic... I will list down some of sentence & word to show diferencess between UK & US English... A few advise from my lecturer... if you...

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Top 12 Signs They're Interested In You ..

1) You'll read his/her txts over and over again... 2) You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her... 3) You'll pretend 2 be shy whenever you're with him/her... 4) While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster......

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10 silly website name.. muahahahhaha

Below is the list of 10 most silly website names; 1. Whorepresents A whore presents something? Real thing is :A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it…...

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Pieces Of Advice For Me

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have...

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Don't copy if you can't Paste!!!‏

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"...

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How To Commit suicide 101

A blonde, socially ridiculed decided to hang herself from a tree in the park and commit suicide. A little bit later, an old lady walked around noticed her hanging from the rope and swinging. She asked her what she was doing and if she needed...

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Singlish?? or english??

You might like it. This is hilarious..... even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only...

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Sekadar kongsi cerita... aikk???

sekadar suka-suka saja.. takde berkenaan yang hidup atau pon mati.. kalau ada pon mungkin secara kebetulan...muahahahaaik?1) Pompuan akan menyuruh teman lelakinya memesan makanan banyak banyak ketika dia dalam keadaan sangat lapar. Namun apabila...

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sekadar untuk pengajaran

Ingin aku ceritakan sedikit tentang kisah hidup aku. Aku dilahirkan didalam sebuah keluarga yang sederhana. Kedua ibubapa ku ialah guru. Alhamdulillah. .aku dianugerahkan oleh Allah akal yang cerdik. Dalam usia 18 tahun aku telah mendapat biasiswa...

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