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12 April 2009

Sewiusly what??

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Welcome to me and welcome to everybody...coming back for good or coming back for nothing..

Penat gak dari petang tadi duk membakar ikan, daging, ayam. wat BBQ tapi kecil-kecilan je la. BBQ tertutup kot. hehehe.. kuar tengahari tadi cari bahan-bahan untuk bakar, tempat nak panggang dan sebagainya. dah kenyang, lepak suma baru la dah stop nih sampaila baju aku nih pon berbau asap haha..

sebagai penutup kepada segala kepenatan nih ialah Kopi cap Kapal Api.. hahhaa kegemaran aku selepas Nescafe, Nescafe 3 in 1 sambil layan Stikom "Back To You", sebelum tu lak layan Stikom "Two And Half Man" muahahah.. ketenangan jiwa sebelum nak melalui hari seok iaitu KERJA.

Foot Note :

Motivasi pada diri aku sendiri, kerja keras dan focus pada kija kurangkan cuti dan yang penting bersemangat sket..


motivasi motivasi.. sebelum tido, muhasabah diri dulu kejap.

until then...

wassaslam
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11 April 2009

Q & A for a laugh / FUN WITH ENGLISH!

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FUN WITH ENGLISH

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

Q: Secret of long life
A: Morning two eggs, evening two pegs... and night two legs
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telephone conversation between computer helpdesk n customers

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True Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K


Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of ! the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: No.

Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A tedd! y bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in! Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over ! 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?
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diferencess between UK & US English...

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I believe many of us always confused between British English & American English...
in this topic...
I will list down some of sentence & word to show diferencess between UK & US English...

A few advise from my lecturer...
if you always used British English...
just stick on it...
same thing if you use American English...
basically people will understand even you'll guys speak/write in different english (UK or US)...


BRITISH_______________AMERICAN

- Specialise_____________- Specialize
- to take someone on_____- to hire someone
- in each team___________- on each team
- flexi - time_____________- flextime
- holiday________________- vacation
- if I work at weekend_____- if I work on weekend
- mobile phone___________- cellular phone
- the automotive__________- the automobile
- car park________________- parking lot
- the gatehouse___________- the guardhouse
- be on an industrial_______- be in industrial
- estate_________________- park
- greenfield site__________- undeveloped site
- motorway______________- freeway / expressway
- the stores______________- the supplies
- colour_________________- color
- fibres_________________- fibers
- steel works____________- steel mill
- spanner set____________- wrench set
- oblong - shaped_________- rectangular
- to take an inventory______- to take inventory
- to do a stock check_______- to take stock
- We hire in casual_________- We hire temporary
- catalogue_______________- catalog
- Managing Director________- Chief Executive Officer
- Transport Manager________- Transportation Manager


Managing Director and CEO is actually depends on the organisation structure..

a US-based MNC, might have both of the position..
Managing Director in the local sites, and CEO in the HQ..
so in term of reporting structure, the MD will reports to CEO...

so we could say that MD and CEo can be recognised in both British and American english...


another things...


BRITISH_______________AMERICAN

- colour________________ - color
- offence_______________ - offense
- defence_______________ - defense
- centre________________ - center
- biscuits_______________ - cookies

BRITISH------------------------AMERICAN

Semi-Detached House--------------Duplex
Flat (one storey) appartment-------------Apartment
Terrace (row of houses joined)----------------Town House
Chemist-------------------Drug Store / Druggist
Cafe / Caff (not 24 hrs)--------------Diner
Bungalow-------------------House (one story) Ranch House
Friend / Mate--------------Friend
Glue--------------Gum
Rubber-----------------Eraser
Open Day / Open Evening-------------Open House
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Top 12 Signs They're Interested In You ..

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1) You'll read his/her txts over and over again...

2) You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...

3) You'll pretend 2 be shy whenever you're with him/her...

4) While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...

5) By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.

6) While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you...you can only see that person...

7) You'll start listening to SLOW songs.

He/She becomes all you think about

9) You'll get high just by their smell...

10) You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..

11) You'll do anything for him/her...

12) While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....
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10 silly website name.. muahahahhaha

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Below is the list of 10 most silly website names;

1. Whorepresents

A whore presents something?
Real thing is :A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com.

2. Expertsexchange

Maybe this domain is very expert in sex change or sex transaction.
Real thing is :Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com.


3. Penisland

Is it land of penis? hehe
Real thing is :Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net.


4. Therapistfinder

So that communities today has giving a chance to the rapist. So who wants to find the rapist can search them here.
Real thing is :Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com.

5. Powergenitalia

Real thing is: Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com.

6. Molestationnursery

Nursery molest station? oh no. watch out your kid in nursery.
Real thing is : And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com.

7. Ipanywhere

If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com.
It is IP Anywhere. quite obvious this one.

8. cummingfirst

Who comes first? Or don't see it comming
Real thing is :Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com.

9. speedofart

Speeding make speeder fart?
Real thing is :Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com.

10. gotahoe

Got a Hoe is it?hihi
Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com.
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Pieces Of Advice For Me

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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much..

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
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Don't copy if you can't Paste!!!‏

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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said :
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added:
"And that woman was my mother!"


Laughter and applause.


Aweek later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried tocrack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after adrink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"


The wife went;
"ah!"
with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out
"...and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story:
Don't copy if you can't paste!


it does make sense...ekekekeke
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How To Commit suicide 101

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A blonde, socially ridiculed decided to hang herself from a tree in the park and commit suicide.

A little bit later, an old lady walked around noticed her hanging from the rope and swinging.


She asked her what she was doing and if she needed any help.

The blonde firmly replied, "I am committing suicide by hanging."


The old lady says, "You are doing it wrong sweetie, put the noose around your neck not the Waist."

The blonde responses, "Ya giving me trouble again, I tried that, "but I could not breathe."
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Singlish?? or english??

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You might like it. This is hilarious..... even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
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Sekadar kongsi cerita... aikk???

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sekadar suka-suka saja.. takde berkenaan yang hidup atau pon mati.. kalau ada pon mungkin secara kebetulan...muahahaha

aik?

1) Pompuan akan menyuruh teman lelakinya memesan makanan banyak banyak ketika dia dalam keadaan sangat lapar. Namun apabila berat badan pompuan tu bertambah, pompuan akan menyalahkan teman lelakinya kerana selalu memaksa dia makan banyak banyak. Aik???

2) Akibat terlalu letih atau penat, pompuan akan memberitahu teman lelakinya supaya jangan menelefonnya kerana dia mahu balik rehat dan tido. Namun apabila teman lelakinya tak menelefonnya, dia menuduh teman lelakinya sudah tidak mempedulikannya lagi. Aik???

3) Pada waktu malam, akibat terlalu mengantuk..pompuan tak amik peduli apa yang di bicarakan oleh teman lelakinya melalui telefon. Terus tertido. Namun apabila pagi besoknya, pompuan tu memarahi teman lelakinya kerana letak telefon begitu saja. Aik???

4) Apabila sudah membeli suatu barang, pompuan akan bertanyakan pendapat teman lelakinya tentang barangan yang dibelinya tadi. Namun jika lelaki itu memberikan jawapan yang kurang memberangsangkan, lelaki itu dikatakan jeless. Aik???

5) Kerana terlalu banyak duit habis akibat berbelanja tanpa kawalan, pompuan akan menjadi tertekan dan cuba beritahu teman lelakinya bahawa dia telah pokai atau sengkek. Namun jika duit itu sebenarnya adalah duit teman lelakinya, apsal pulak dia hendak stress??? Sungguh aikk???


Aku makin tak paham...hahha hahha...saiko sungguh!
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sekadar untuk pengajaran

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Ingin aku ceritakan sedikit tentang kisah hidup aku.
Aku dilahirkan didalam sebuah keluarga yang sederhana. Kedua ibubapa ku
ialah guru.

Alhamdulillah. .aku dianugerahkan oleh Allah akal yang cerdik. Dalam usia
18 tahun aku telah mendapat biasiswa untuk melanjutkan pelajaran ke luar
negara iaitu di negara matahari terbit, Jepun. Aku mengambil jurusan
Kejuruteraan. ..dalam masa beberapa tahun disana aku fasih bertutur dalam
bahasa Jepun.

Selepas bertungkus- lumus hampir 5 tahun akhirnya aku berjaya mendapat
segulung Ijazah. Aku tidak terus balik ke tanah air..sebaliknya aku
mengambil keputusan untuk terus menetap disini dan bekerja untuk
mengambil sedikit pengalaman. Dalam usia semuda 23 tahun aku bekerja
sebagai Eksekutif di sebuah firma terkemuka Jepun.


Aku cepat menyerap segala ilmu yang dipelajari semasa bekerja disini. 3
tahun lebih bekerja akhirnya aku mendapat kepercayaan pihak pengurusan
dan dinaikkan pangkat dari Eksekutif ke penolong pengurus dan seterusnya
menjadi Pengurus termuda didalam Firma tersebut.
Hampir 6 tahun bekerja disana akhirnya aku diarahkan oleh majikan aku
untuk pulang ke Malaysia .


Mereka telah melakukan pelaburan di Malaysia dan telah membuka sebuah
Firma baru disini dan akulah orang yang paling layak untuk mengendalikan
firma mereka disini. Alahamdulillah. ..aku dilantik sebagai Pengarah
Urusan.

Aku bekerja siang dan malam...bertungkus lumus...dunia aku hanyalah di
pejabat.Sekarang aku mempunyai 3 orang cahaya mata anugerah tak ternilai
dari Allah SWT.


Tahun demi tahun aku semakin sibuk dengan urusan kerja. Firma yang aku
kendalikan telah bertambah maju dan akhirya disenaraikan di papan kedua
bursa saham Kuala Lumpur . Tidak sampai 7 tahun beroperasi sekali lagi
kami telah disenaraikan ke papan utama BSKL. Hasil penat lelah selama
ini ahkirnya berbaloi.... aku dilantik sebagai CEO tempatan pertama di
firma ini dengan bergaji sebanyak RM38 ribu bersih sebulan beserta 3
buah kereta mewah... Syukur Alhamdulillah.

Dalam usia 46 tahun sebagai CEO....aku mula terasa kehilangan sesuatu!!!!!

Kebahagian keluarga.... .
Kesibukan aku menyebabkan aku serahkan segala tugas sebagai seorang ayah
kepada isteriku. Hubungan aku bersama keluarga renggang. Anak-anak aku
tak terurus...yang sulung dah tak macam orang...rambut warna merah...
bertindik di hidung. Apabila tiba waktu makan malam sudah tidak bersama lagi.

Segalanya kucar kacir. Pelajaran mereka pun entah kemana... Aku terlalu
sibuk di pejabat. Meeting sana sini. Lunch pun nak meeting....main golf
pun bincang pasal kerja....dinner pun meeting lagi!!!!...sampai tiada
masa untuk bersolat!!

Setiap pagi aku kena periksa segala laporan-laporan eksekutif
aku...sebelah petang kena buat report pada Board of Directors.
Sembahyang 5 waktu aku tunggang terbalik.... kekadang buat
...kekadang terlupa... astaqfirullah !!!! Setiap hari ada temujanji bersama
client aku dari Jepun.

Aku mungkin kaya...tetapi jiwa aku kosong...kadang kala jiwa
aku tertekan!!!

Bila aku pulang ke rumah lewat malam aku bersolat.... aku menangis...aku
memohon doa kepada Allah semoga diberikan ketenangan jiwa. Semoga
keluarga ku bersatu kembali.

Selang seminggu aku bernekad...! !!! Aku telah meletakkan jawatan ku
sebagai CEO.

Aku tinggalkan gaji aku sebanyak RM38K sebulan dan aku pulangkan kesemua
kereta-kereta mewahku pada syarikat. Keluarga ku terkejut. Isteriku
menangis.... tetapi bukan menangis marahkan aku meninggalkan jawatan
sebagai CEO...tetapi menangis kerana gembira...mereka gembira akhirnya
aku kembali kepada mereka..!!!

Aku beritahu mereka aku ingin berniaga sendiri. Buka gerai jual Kuew
Teow Goreng..!!!!

Aku diketawakan oleh mereka....tak apa aku akan buktikan yang bekas CEO
akan lebih berjaya dengan berniaga kuew teow goreng !!!!

Dengan sedikit pengalaman sebagai tukang masak (tukang masak tak
bertauliah) semasa belajar di Jepun dan sedikit duit simpanan aku
memulakan perniagaan pertama aku di sekitar Ampang...bersebelah an dengan
Citroen Showroom. Aku dibantu oleh anak sulung aku.

Hari pertama berniaga aku mendapat untung RM170.00 sehari. Berniaga dari
jam 4 petang hingga 10 malam. Hari Kedua dapat RM 120.00 sehari. Hari
ketiga dapat RM220.00 sehari....alhamduli llah. Dan hari-hari seterusnya
lebih kurang RM380.00. sehari.

Anggaran kasar pendapatan aku sebulan lebih kurang RM9,880.00 untuk satu
gerai. Perniagaan aku bertambah maju dalam 8 bulan aku membuka satu lagi
gerai di Cheras...dari 2 gerai aku membuka 3..dan seterusnya sehingga
sekarang aku memiliki 6 gerai makanan. Pendapatan bersih dari 6 gerai
tadi aku memperolehi rezeki dari Allah dalam RM60, 000.00 SEBULAN.
Bayangkan pendapatan seorang CEO RM38K sebulan dan pendapatan dari
berniaga Kuew Teow sebulan RM60K. Kini aku bersenang lenang bersama-sama
keluarga ku. Setiap bulan kami bercuti bersama.

Kini aku telah dapat kembali keluarga ku yang 'hilang'. Anak-anak aku
memang malas nak meneruskan pelajaran mereka. Jadi aku latih mereka
berniaga. Merekalah sekarang yang menjalan perniagaan tersebut. Aku cuma
memantau...atau lebih kurang jadi 'chairman'.. ..dan anak-anak aku
sebagai Directornya.

Sekali-sekali aku melihat jam di tangan. Oh, baru pukul 2.30.. lambat
lagi nak balik.Cepat la sikit pukul 5.00. ..bolehla aku berangan
lagi...Beginilah kehidupan aku
seorang kerani biasa...

muahahahahahaha

Laa....hampeh betul citer ni. Mat Jenin rupanyerr... ........
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07 April 2009

Hasil dari jiwa yang buhsan

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Very nice devorce letter

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Dear Husband,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving
you forever.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have
nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been
hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job
today and that was the last straw..

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I
had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and
even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in
two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching
all of your shows..

You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want
sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me
anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-wife

P.S. Don't try to find me... Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to Spain together! Have a great life!

******************

Dear EX-wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true that you and I have been married for seven
years, although a good woman is a far cry from what
you've been. I watch my shows so much because they drown
out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that
doesn't work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the
first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a
boy'! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if
you can't say something nice, don't comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped
eating meat seven years ago.

About those new silk panties: I turned away from you
because the ’49.99 price tag was still on them, and I
prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had
just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we
could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten
million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets
to Jamaica .

But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you
won't get a penny from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my
brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that's not a
problem.
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The Begining Of Me The Lazy

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assalammualaikum wbt....

arghhhh... lega kepala otak aku nih. kat tempat kija, punya la mengantok...lagi pon lagi pon aku punya kija mula lusa sebab esok aku cuti memandangkan sultan johor punya birthday. sebelum balik tadi aku check dulu schedule aku ada 2 kerja yang aku kena wat.. cantek la.. dah ada kija.. hahaha...

pagi tadi kat tempat kija, punya la susah aku nak melawan kehendak mata yang nak terlelap nih. hahha..g minum, hisap rokok.. kejap je hilang ngantok pastu datang balik mata kuyu aku.. nak taknak.. aku lelap je kat meja aku.. tapi lelap dengan cara berhemah dan berhati-hati la.. hahahah...kepala tu ngadap pc, tangan tu wat tongkat pipi aku, biar cover mata aku yang pejam nih.. tapi aku nih.. yang risau satu benda je kalau tido macam tu.. takut nanti aku tido terkejut sorang-sorang... hahahahhaa.. menatang nih yang takleh nak blah...tak pasal-pasal bebudak tu gelakkan aku lak.. memang lepak la. aku tido pon, tido-tido ayam je. pagi tadi aku sarapan roti je, pastu tengah hari makan nasik dengan ikan goreng masak kicap... soooodap tuuu... hahaha..


tak banyak program aku kat opis arinih...lepak kat meja ke...tengok bebudak lain wat kije sambil aku melayan perasaan aku sendiri.. email je dengan sesape yang nak email dengan aku.. hahha...

patutnye kan..aku niat balik kije terus nak tido sebab ngantok..tapi ntah. ada la benda yang wat aku hilang mengantok. masuk bilik aku teruskan on home teater aku, sumbat lagu HIM kat dvd player pastu sambil layan kepala otak aku dengan lagu HIM nih, aku bukak laptop, onkan internet aku sambil membalut rokok... hahah..handmade nyer. bukan rokok daun... jangan salah paham lak.. hahaaa.. pastu check ym aku, terus terlintas nak update blog aku,.. alanag-alang dah oleh online nih.. baik aku update je pe yang ada.. tengok jam dah hampir 6.45 petang.. huhuh.. nak topup hp aku tapi.. bajet la tak mengizinkan.. sabar je la...nampak gaya takde kredit la aku dalam 2-3 minggu nih... MmmmmMMMmmmMMMmmMmMMMMMMmmmmMMMmmm

so malam nih aku plan nak lepak dalam bilik je pastu online sampai muntah.. kalau dah muntah bab online, aku layan movie je kot.. bergantung pada perasaan aku ketika nih... hehehe..


kejap rasa best.. kejap rasa tak best.. pe kena la dengan aku nih.. emosi cam tak stabil lak.. hahaha.. Hurm...

lain kali la aku sambung.. dah ilang lak mood aku
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06 April 2009

Epilogue Part 1

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Hari nih memang buat berserabut
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Epilogue

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Hari nih memang buat berserabut, serabut jiwa dan kepala otak aku nih.. apa guna tuhan anugerahkan akal? tu kelebihan makhluk tuhan iaitu manusia...dan yang buat aku bengang pasal nih, anugerah akal untuk membuat pilihan yang betol... akal yang waras untuk sebarang keputusan yang akan mempengaruhi situasi sekitar kita.

itu keputusan aku wat semalam. dari malam sampai ke pagi esoknya. berserabut otak aku nih, bosan.. aku bosan dengan manusia yang tiada pendirian, aku bosan dengan orang yang akal begitu cetek...aku pelik. kenapa kita tidak elak pada pilihan yang kita tahu akan kesan dan akibatnya? kenapa kita kita tidak gunakan akal itu sebaiknya? adakah kita pikir akan kesan dan akibatnya pada orang lain? masa depan kita? kalau kita tak pikir pasal tu bermakna kita sekadar mementingkan diri kita sendiri. menurut kata hati.. ya.. memang patut kita ikut kata hati kita tapi biarlah pada sesuatu yang pasti dan betol tanpa ada kesan pada orang lain.. apa yang aku cakap nih pon bukan nak tujukan pada sesiapa tapi sekadar memberi ingatan pada diri aku sendiri dan juga untuk berkongsi dengan sesiapa pon..


meletakkan diri kita pada tempat seseorang tu.. selalu yang aku dengar pasal tu.. kita tak tahu pe yg dia rasa sebab tu jadi macam tu. yang selalu aku dengar...bukan masalah kita tapi bila ia melibatkan diri kita dan orang sekeliling, perlu kita ambil tahu dan bagitahu. bukan sekadar terima..


entah pe yang aku membebel nih... ish... cam hampeh gakkan.. nih je yang aku nak bagitahu. aku tak pegi kija sebab orang lain yang carik masalah..masalah yang di buat sampai melibatkan aku..dan yang aku tahu mmg tak tahu nak wat keputusan.. belajar tinggi melangit pon tak guna kalau akal tu setakat buku lali.. tepuk dada.. tanya hati...


wassalam...
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05 April 2009

Sunday.. final destination 3

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assalammualaikum wbt...

macam gemapk je tajuk aku tuh... konon... takde la .. sebenarnya aku tengah tgk final destination 3 kat Cennel 5, siaran singapore. tapi pas maghrib baru layan mission imposibble 3 gak... hua hua hua..... tengah hari tadi takde la panas mana pon sebab hujan turun dengan agak lebat tapi takde la lebat mana pon sampai ke petang. tak kuar mana-mana pon aku hari ni. lepak umah sambil menikmati hari cuti aku... sebab sabtu aku kena kije, hari ahad yang sehari nih mesti aku gunakan sebaik-baiknya..


esok? kija? mesti la kija tapi .. aku kena pastikan yang aku akan bangun esok.. taknak la cuti-cuti kija lagi nih....kebelakangan nih aku dah fobia bila hujan. selama aku naik moto nih.. moto yang aku beli tahun 2004 kalau tak silap aku, sampai skang.. baru 2 kali aku eksiden la.. termasuk la yang baru-baru nih...bila eksiden sebab jalan licin tu aku jadi macam fobia la bila jalan basah... macam lebih berhati-hati lagik..

so sebab tu kita kena berhati-hati di jalan raya... bukan kita je, orang lain pun kena la beringat.. pada orang yang bawak moto nih... kena lebih berhati-hati... sekian.. wassalam..

huuuu huaaaa hhuaaaa
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Late Night Show

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Melayan tv lcd aku hua hua hua.. tido lewat kot malam nih.. sambil tgk tv sambil la main tenet update blog aku. layan berita jap.. hehehhe. kalau takde movie best tengah malam nih jawabnya aku berjaga la main tenet.. tapi tengok keadaan gak.. kalau ngantok aku tido awal je. kalau tak... leh ar berjaga sampai pagi hahahha..


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04 April 2009

Working oN Saturday

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wahhh wahhh.... dah lama sangat la aku ni tak kije hari sabtu... huhuhuh... memang dah lama sangat semenjak kejatuhan ekonomi dunia nih yang juga membawa kesan kepada pekerjaan dan kilang-kilang di malaysia...sebelum nih kira seronok gak la kan.. dapat cuti... hehe. maksud aku, ada hari kena ganti.. macam kije hari sabtu, tapi di batalkan .. time tu pon best gak... pastu OT lak dah kena Cut.. huhuh...

tapi mungkin lain orang lain pendapat.. ada orang tanya aku, nape aku tak OT, tak cukup duit ke bulan-bulan nanti... pendapat aku lak? kije tunggang terbalik skali pon kalau sakit-sakit badan, kalau hati nak tak syok , takleh gak kan? tapi tu sekadar pendapat aku, kalau ada orang yang lain pendapat, silakan.. aku tak kisah... kita sekadar berkongsi pendapat dan pandangan..

nak tahu pe aku buat hari nih? muahahaha... aku tengok banyak staff tempat aku dah amik half day.. sampai 5 orang.. ada gak yang cuti tapi takde la rekod kat kalender opis aku... section aku saje, technician.. dah ada 3 orang je.. haha.. aku ingat lagi first aku masuk kije, section aku nih ada la dalam 8 ke 10 orang kalau tak silap aku.. skang? tinggal 4 orang. suma dah banyak berenti sebab masuk gomen (goverment) la.. heheh... ada gak orang nak tolong aku carikan kije, juruteknik komputer.. tapi aku tak minat sebab bagi aku.. kalau lama aku kija, insya allah ada rezeki dapat naik executive ke... hua hua uaaa... lagi la best. tu je target aku skang. tapi focus nak kije pon aku amik banyak cuti.. hahaha sampai orang tahu aku nih cuti ari pe.. kira dah tak elok la prestasi aku kat situ. dengar-dengar, increment tahun nih ada bersabit gak dengan cuti... wahhh.. huaaa... kat kurang sket aku kat situ...tapi serius aku cakap.. g kije pon takde kije... buhsan.. kalau kadang-kadang macam tu takpe gak. nih tiap-tiap hari... fuuhh.. lepak beb..

memang lepak arini kije hari sabtu.. kepala duk terbayang tv je.. hahaha.. terbayang katil.. nak baring je. tapi aku nih kalau cuti pon, tetap bangun awal gak... takde la sampai tengah hari ke tido. bangun awal pagi, pastu nanti leh sarapan, baca suratkhabar... kalau lewat, jawabnya terpaksa la bukak internet pastu usha la suratkhabar kat website.. goreng pon sodaaapp...

kepada follower blog aku nih.. makasih atas sokongan korang yek.. lagi bagus kalau korang ada anta respon.. komen.. dapat la aku tahu kan.. hehehe... nih pon ada la sorang dua respon .. takde pe sangat aku nak share kat sini. sekadar pengalaman hidup yang aku tempuhi hari-hari..
rasanya tu je la aku nak taip kat sini... untuk masa skang la.. jap lagi kalau datang idea best.. aku posting lagik... hehehe....


gaman.. gaman... gambette kudasai... airgatougozaimas...

wassalam
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A Story About My School - SMK Ibrahim Sungai Petani

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Sekolah Menengah Ibrahim
Motto : Finis Coronat Opus



Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Ibrahim or Ibrahim Secondary School (Ibrahim School) is a premier public secondary School in the town of Sungai Petani, in the northern Malaysian state of Kedah. The school is well-known for its excellent academic and co-curricular achievements, and has produced top scorers in the public examinations in Malaysia.


History
Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Ibrahim or Ibrahim Secondary School was started in August, 1919 by Mr. E.A.G Stuart, who was the Superintendent of Education of Kedah and Perlis of colonial British-Malaya. Initially, the school was named Government English School. When it was first established, the school was consisted of a longhouse with cemented floor and wooden walls, with three classrooms.

Before the school was opened, Mr. Stuart invited teachers from the Government English School (now known as Sultan Abdul Hamid College), Alor Setar to hold the position of School Principal of the newly formed school. Allahyarham Tuan Syed Jan was selected to be the first School Headmaster, and one Assistant Headmaster who was Encik Mohamed bin Suparman.

The students who first studied in this school were not large in number. Most of the students came from the Anglo Chinese school which was closed down. Student qualification of the school was different from other schools. The lowest standard was known as Class Primary. Students had to study two years in Class Primary which is known as Primary 1 and Primary 2 before advancing to Standard 1. Students who were more imbecile were allowed to advance to Standard 1 after only one year in Class Primary.

In the years 1921 and 1922, three more teachers were sent to provide service in the school because of the increasing number of students. The Government rented a shophouse in Jalan Petri to provide a better and larger area for the increasing number of students.

In year 1935, the school was moved again to Jalan Kolam Air , where is school is currently situated and renamed as Sultan Hamid School. The school was renamed again in the following year, 1936, as remembrance of Almarhum Yang Teramat Mulia Tengku Ibrahim Ibni Sultan Abdul Hamid Halim Shah, the Regent of Sultan of Penang (1913 - 1914).
Principals
1.Tuan Syed Jan Al-Jefree (1919-1946)
2.Y.Bhg Dato' J.F. Augustin (1946-1953)
3.Encik Lim Chien Chye (1953-1958)
4.Encik Kham Beng (1958-1962)
5.Y.Bhg Dato' Syed Abu Bakar Barakbah (1963)
6.Encik K.K Koshy (1963-1966)
7.Y.Bhg Dato' G.Raja Gopal (1967-1971)
8.Encik K.K Koshy (1972-1973)
9.Encik P.A Norton (1973-1975)
10.Tuan Haji Yahaya B. Haji Awang, BCK (1976-1982)
11.Tuan Haji Syed Ahmad b. Syed Yasin, PJK (1982-1987)
12.Tuan Haji Mohamad Amin b. Abdul Rahman, PJK (1987-1993)
13.Tuan Haji Atan Awang b. Abdullah (1994-1995)
14.Tuan Haji Md Jaffar b. Haji Din, BCK,BKM (1995-1999)
15.Tuan Haji Rosli b.Pin (1999-2004)
16.Puan Hajah Haminah bt. Haji Rejab (2004-2005)
17.Tuan Haji Mansor b. Lebai Habib, BCK (2005-2006)
18.Encik Menteri b. Abdullah (2006)
19.Encik Ramli b. Abdul Rahman (2007-2008)
Sport Houses
Students are grouped into five houses:

1.Sultan - yellow - no.5 & 0
2.Sultanah - red - no. 3 & 8 (Formerly known as Asus)
3.Bendahara - purple no. 2 & 7 (Formerly known as Day)
4.Raja Muda - blue - no.1 & 6 (Former known as Stuart)
5.Syed Jan - green - no.4 & 9

The Annual Sports Day were introduced in 1946 by the second principal, Dato' J.F. Augustin. The name of the houses according to tradition has been always Sultan (yellow), Syed Jan (green), Stuart (blue), Day (purple) and Kathiresen (red). Due to the new revamp introduced by Tuan Haji Rosli b. Pin. The name of the houses represents the hierarchy of the old sultanate system.The last number in students school number determine the sport houses. For example, if your school number is 14008, then your sport house is Sultanah.

The sports houses have always produced close and entertaining fights.When it comes to fights,the ex form six gangster A.Kumaran is the man

School Anthem

Sekolah Menengah Ibrahim
Harum semerbak namamu
Mendidik membimbing kami
Putera-puteri berakhlak berilmu
Cekal tabah semangat waja
Cita-cita murni tanpa kecewa
Demi agama,bangsa dan negara
Ilmu di dada warisan kita
Sekolah Menengah Ibrahim
Lahirkan insan sempurna
Maju jaya setiap lapangan
Usaha tangga kejayaan


School's Academic Achievement
SMK Ibrahim has produced many high achievers throughout the years,Mohammad Arif Bin Mohamad Anuar from Taman Kg. Raja is the top ten most genius boy in school, with a many of its alumni going on to further their studies at various prestigious seats of higher learning, both in Malaysia (e.g. University of Malaya, National University of Malaysia) and around the world (e.g. Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Cornell University, USA)

Back to Mohammad Arif, he has been nominated as the Scienctist Of The Year in Kedah but never have been reported in any type of media.He wasn't too tall and was born in 1996/09/08 In the year 2007, this school managed to achieve 100% passing rate for the Lower Secondary Examinations (Penilaian Menengah Rendah - PMR).With 113 students scoring straight A's ,SMK Ibrahim emerged as the second best school in Kedah and was resepectably ranked as the tenth best school in Malaysia.

The school also has a good track record of producing students with excellent results in the Malaysian Certificate of Education (Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia - SPM; equivalent to the British GCSE) and the Malaysian Higher Certificate of Education (Sijil Tinggi Pelajar Malaysia - STPM; equivalent to the British A-Levels). In the 2007 SPM examinations, SMKI maintained its track-record and continued this tradition of excellence when 24 student managed to obtain 11 1As. One of the students, Neoh Beng Ying, scored 13 1As and was nominated as one of the top scorers in the state for this examination.

SMKI also has been awarded '5-Stars' by the Malaysian Ministry of Education in recognition of its achievement as a centre of educational excellence.

Besides that, the school also receives royal patronage from the Royal Family of the state of Kedah, with the Sultan himself normally gracing the Annual Speech and Award Presentation Day to award honours to the top academic and co-curricular achievers.

School's Sports Achievement
SMK Ibrahim has always been known for its strength of its cricket, hockey, tennis, chess, football and rugby team. With the sports teams managed by Encik Suhaimi bin Samad, this school have always performed well in the inter-schools and inter-district sport tournaments.


2007
a)Rugby - District Champion

b)Cricket - State Champions (Some of the player are selected to play in national level)

c)Tennis - National level participation

d)Chess - District Champion

e)Hockey - 2nd place in District

f)Athletics - 3rd Place - 8 Gold, 11 Silver and 6 Bronze (District Level)

g)Badminton - 4 gold , 2 silver, 3 bronze (district level), 2 silver (state level), 1 silver (national level)


School curriculum achievements in 2007
1.Debate team - 4th place, National level, Sarawak
2.Drama team - 4th place, National level, Langkawi
3.Drama team - Best script 2007
4.Debate team - Best speaker, district & state level
2008= Rugby=2nd place,district,Kedah

7 players in the district team(KMY)that got 3rd place

School's Vision
Ibrahim Nombor Satu Di Kedah Menjelang 2010 (Ibrahim Number One in Kedah State in year 2010)


School's Mission
To generate the entire population of Ibrahim Secondary School to be excellent in; Management, Government, Curriculum and Co-curriculum, Personality, Unity, Purity, Creativity and Innovation, Community Service, Usage of technology and Preparation of Infrastructure.


School's Motto
penamat penentu mahkota (Finis Coronat Opus)

Notes
1.^ Music and lyrics by Cikgu Rahman bin Zainol
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03 April 2009

Hanazakari No Kimitachi E

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assalammualaikum wbt....


selamat malam.. dah maghrib. tapi aku duk melayan lagik citer jepon nih... tajuknya seperti diatas...er.. maksudnya.. aku dah lupa. hahhaa... ada banyak ikhitbar yang kita leh amik la.. aku je ckap macam tu kalau korang ada tengok , tak tahu la kan. betol tak? heheh.. cube la korang bayangkan kalau sorg pompuan nyamar jadik lelaki , masuk ke sekolah lelaki semata-mata nak cuba sedarkan seseorang dan bagi semangat kat seseorang supaya dia kembali buat sesuatu untuk kejayaan dia sendiri. so pendapat macam mana? cuma pe yg agak negatif kat sini ialah ada sebahagian citer nih kalau setiap pertandingan macam pertandingan menari.. mesti la ada pompuan kan.. nih yang laki pon nak jadi pompuan... pe yang aku nak tegaskan kat sini..muka jantan jepon memang jambu... haha tapi bila dress up macam pompuan.. dah nampak macam pompuan la..hahahha.. adeh..


yang penting skali budaya nak meniru sket jadi macam pompuan, jadi gay dan sebagainya la. bagi aku itu yang tak patut kita ikut atau contohi dan kalau dari segi positif yang kita leh leh lihat, setiap cerita mana skali pon mesti ada pegangannya sendiri.macam cerita yang aku tengok nih... pe yang aku dapat amik ikhtibar ialah.. semangat setia kawan, walau kawan kita terpaksa menipu untuk kebaikan kita sendiri.. lihat setiap perkara itu dari segi positif.. buka fikiran dan kembangankan ke arah yang baik..semangat setiakawan dan saling percaya.. tu yang dapat kita tahu di balik makna yang tersirat tu.
tapi ada part lak tersentuh aku nih... hahah... Kesian je tengok muka ayah Sano yang baru kuar hospital, dan nak naik teksi... dalam banyak-banyak part dalam drama tu... part tu je yang wat aku rasa cam touching... hahaha.....macam.. bila aku tgk muka ayah Sano nak naik teksi tu.. ya allah.. serius macam kesian...adeh... merepek lak aku nih kan.. haha tapi tu la hakikat...
aku ada ingat satu peristiwa sewaktu aku kat Sungai Petani, Kedah. waktu tu aku masih belajar, baru abis kelas aku dengan kengkawan lepak kat satu warung sambil makan nasi lemak. tetiba nampak sorang pakcik tu duk lepak tepi warung tu. kesian aku tengok.. seterusnya? tak payah la aku cakap.. sebaik-baiknya korang yang patut pikir pe tindakan korang bila melalui situasi macam tu kan....
sok aku kije lak.. adehh.. kije ganti lak tu.. hari sabtu lak. redha je la... jangan jadi poyo.. orang lain pon cintakkan allah gak.. tgk je macam para wali-wali allah... takde la nak tunjuk, nak poyo, berzikir pon nak bagitahu orang, nak baca quran pon nak bagitahu orang? dengar lagu nasyid pon nak bagitahu orang? tak tahu aku nak cakap. rasa kecintaan tu wujud pada allah skali pon bukan tu cara kita menunjukkan ketakwaan dan tawadduk... aku cuma luahkan pendapat aku... nak sebut nama pon..rasanya tak payah la...
akhir kata, itu sahaja yang aku nak sebut untuk setakat nih. ada pendapat? pandangan? sudi sudikanlah berkongsi dengan menghantar sebarang komen atau pendapat... melalui email an sebagainya...heheh
sekian..
wassalam..
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Ahlan Wahsahlam...

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Hari jumaat, penghulu segala hari dan hari yang penuh keberkatan dimana semua umat islam didunia akan berkumpul untuk solat jumaat.

hari ni gak aku tak pegi kije. patut aku bagitahu ke tak.. haha.. tak payah ar. segan ar aku nak bagitahu sebab tapi kalau bebudak opis aku nih.. derang dah agak dah kalau jumaat mesti aku tak datang kije. dah macam pola la.. setiap jumaat nak ponteng je aku nih.. tapi minggu lepas aku datang kije gak.

dah agak buhsan gak nih... hahah... tapi tu la.. sebab aku tak datang kije pon pasal personal matters, maksudnya takleh nak bagitahu la pe masalah aku nih kan. arghh.. buhsan buhsan buhsan... tido ar dulu
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Asal Usul Bliss Wallpaper dalam windows XP

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Dulu aku ada baca kat satu email nih, entah sape yang anta aku, kalau tak silap pasal gamba-gambar terbaik. nih aku cari balik dan dapat kat wikipedia. tak tahu betol ke tak tapi memang aku betol-betol kagum dengan gamba nih, lagi pon semua ni bergantung pada pendapat masing-masing.


Bliss (image)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia




Bliss as seen in a typical Windows XP desktop.
The same location as of November 2006.Bliss is the name of a BMP image produced from a photograph of a landscape in Sonoma County, California, southeast of Sonoma Valley near the site of the old Clover Stornetta Inc. Dairy and Babe's Burgers and Franks. It is so named because it contains rolling green hills and a blue sky with stratocumulus and cirrus clouds. The image is used as the default computer wallpaper for the "Luna" theme, which is included with Microsoft Windows XP.

The photograph was taken by the professional photographer Charles O'Rear, a resident of St. Helena, Napa County, for digital-design company HighTurn. O'Rear has also taken photographs for Bill Gates' private Seattle stock photography company Corbis and Napa Valley photographs for the May 1979 National Geographic Magazine article Napa, Valley of the Vine. Although O'Rear's focus was on photographing winemaking in the Napa Valley, the hill in Bliss didn't have grapevines when the photograph was being taken in the late 1990s. The photograph was taken aside the highway 12/121, and by a hand held view camera. The approximate location is 3028 Fremont Dr. (Sonoma Hwy.), Sonoma, CA.

O'Rear's photograph inspired Windows XP's US$ 200 million advertising campaign Yes you can., by the San Francisco division of New York City advertising company McCann-Erickson. The campaign was launched on TV on ABC during one of ABC Sports's Monday Night Football. The TV commercials included Madonna's Ray of Light song, whose TV rights cost Microsoft about $14 million.

In November 2006, artist collaboration Goldin+Senneby visited the site in Sonoma Valley where the Bliss image was taken, re-photographing the same view ten years later. Their work AfterMicrosoft was first shown in the exhibition "Paris was Yesterday" at gallery La Vitrine in April 2007 and has later been exhibited at Galeria Vermelho, São Paulo, and 300m3 in Gothenburg.



In February 2007, in the collective exhibition Accrochage Vaud 2007 at Espace Arlaud in Lausanne, Sébastien Mettraux, a Swiss artist showed a photograph titled "Colline verdoyante", d'après Bill Gates, 2006, translated as "Bliss, after Bill Gates, 2006".Mettraux, who lives and works near the Vallée de Joux, explained that it was taken in Les Esserts-de-Rives, Switzerland.

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01 April 2009

Perkenalan Pasal Aku

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assalammualaikum wbt..

nih aku nak kenal kan... diri aku sendiri. hahaha... ada yang tahu pasal aku, dan ada yang tak tahu.. pe yang aku nak bagi tahu tak perlu suma tahu sebab bagi aku, pe yang korang tahu, mungkin aku pon tahu atau korang sendiri tak tahu apa yang korang tahu untuk bagitahu aku... WHAT THE HELL...!!!


aku nih banyak la panggilan, kat kolej dulu.. waktu aku masih di alam pengajian, ada orang kenal aku dengan nama uncle adlie, wan adlie, acid rain, acidness, wan, wanted, phiber, phiber opthic and lastly Tomatoman... haha... semua nih bercampur dengan panggilan aku dan nick aku kat IRC, KAMPUNGCHAT, YM, KEDAHONLINE and etc. aku dah ceburi dunia world wide web nih sejak tahun 1999 rasanya....

aku ingat lagi ar.. hahaha.. memang klako sket nih..(bagi aku la), punya la dulu aku tak tahu dan tak kenal pasal internet neh, aku ajak adik aku masuk cc sebab adik aku je penah masuk Cyber Cafe waktu tu.. mana la aku kenal la menatang alah CC dan internet neh kan.. dah macam Loser lak rasa... hahah..

sejak adik aku yang kenalkan kat aku pasal benda nih... aku dah jadik seronok. tu la langkah pertama aku ke dalam dunia internet nih.. dan untuk pengetahuan sesape pon.. setiap nick yang aku guna, ada maksud tertentu la... hahah takkan aku nak cerita, ada yang penah dengar nick AcidBurn? haha.. feymes tu kat kampungchat, salah seorang Moderator kat kampungchat kalau tak silap aku ar. ada orang ingat aku nih AcidBurn. tapi bukan. aku guna nick Acid_RAIN nih tahun 2000/2001 kalau tak silap aku, member aku atau merangkap sebagai tok guru aku.. hehe.. nick Poko_Lolo, duk tgh top dengan cenel boyztaiping, perak, kat IRC dulu. skang dah tak tahu la kan. tu la yang banyak mengajar aku gak tuh... pas abih grad, dah terpisah dan lost contact, aku sambung lak blaja kat Sungai Petani, ada sorang otai nih.. bukan sorang, tapi banyak. cuma derang jenis tak ngaku la. ye la... kan otai. mana nak ngaku terer.. tapi aku tahu derang terer... hahha.. salah sorangnya nih.. nak kena acknowledge <-- betoi dak aku eja? haha... nick Jahred, Atomic, Matnet dan ahli lembaga kedahonline.. haha.. tu la otai-otai yang aku tahu... banyak kalau nak sebut nama... mintak maaf kepada otai yang tak sebut nama.. bukan tak ingat tapi lupa... hahah..

tu la serba sedikit susur galur life aku dan camne nick aku nih suma leh wujud. (tetiba lak macam malas nak menaip).. hahhaa..

sambil mengarang, sambil layan Ninja Warrior kat cenel 5 (singapore).. tu pasal otak tak brape nak gerak. dah tu lak tak isap rokok lagik pas pekena Bubur Ayam McD.. hahahaha... suma pasal iklan je. hahah....

lagi satu... tertinggal lak... otai-otai kat tempat kija aku... merangkap bos dan kengkawan...Mat Yen, Airil, Nik Kecik, Nik besar, Mat Det, Azhar the Matrix.. hahaha.. yang banyak bagi sokongan.. dan ilmu yang di perturunkan sampai aku leh dapat warning letter... hahaha.. saje je. warning letter tu adalah salah aku sendiri... hahahha... gurau je..

dah suma acknowledge... kira dah leh tamat ar nih...

sekian, wassala



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bertemu lagi kita di rancangan adik @ 9.. haha.. cam pengacara rancangan lak aku nih.. perasan je lebey. pe yang best pasal hari nih? hari nih sama gak macam hari hari yang lain..takde beza cuma yang membezakanya ialah, aku rasa macam best je bila dah sampai masa nak balik kije. hahaha.. tu je yang aku nak bagitahu.


tapi hari nih aku balik lewat. memandangkan hujan turun dengan lebat dalam pukul 4.30 tadi, sampai la ke pukul 6 lebey macam tu ar. bukan pe, aku nih dah serik la dengan hujan dan jalan licin. jadi macam fobia sket. satu aku nak bagi tahu dan kongsi pendapat... kita nih dah berhati-hati buat semua benda dan kerja tapi kalau orang lain tak berhati-hati dan ambil berat macam kita pon tak guna gak kan. macam tu la yang jadi kat aku nih, aku dah berhati-hati gak... tapi sama je. tetap eksiden gak. teruk kan macam tu. tapi takpe. aku dah full recovery nih kira dah ok la cuma tempat luka tu gatal-gatal sket. korang tahu je la macam mana rasa bila rasa nak garuk je tempat luka tu... hehehhe..

minggu lepas ex housemate aku merangkap gak orang yang rapat dengan aku, ada kol. hahah... dah lama giler aku tak dengar pasal dia. dia pon dah gelakkan aku je. apa taknya, slang kedah dah tenggelam abih, yang nak masyuk slang johor je... hahaha.. cam sial je aku nih. dia cakap nak kasi hp dia kat aku, tunggu punya tunggu, takde respon pe pon.... num opis dia aku lak terdelete. opss.. silap, bukan ter"delete", tapi aku nyer call log tu dah automatic padam lepas sehari. memang aku setup hp aku macam tu pon... huhuhuh...

nih aku ada pesanan untuk memba aku nih...weh emi... kol aku balik. num hp hang nih aku takdak ...

sekian,

wassalam...

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